My sister saw an ad in the newspaper last week.
The ad started with the words, ‘How fortunate are you?’ in bold print, plus giant enough that even a blind person could see them.
The local Heating, Ventilation, plus A/C business was running a contest, you could win a brand new Heating, Ventilation, plus A/C system, or your choice of a oil furnace or air conditioner unit. They were also donating an air purification method to 1 fortunate person, plus a ductless Heating, Ventilation, plus A/C system. Altogether, there were 4 uncommon Heating, Ventilation, plus A/C systems being given away. It cost $10 for a ticket, plus the drawing was going to be on December 1. My mom was mulling over how fortunate she was when dad got home. He told her there was no way she was going to win a new Heating, Ventilation, plus A/C system, even if she did, they had just bought a brand new Heating, Ventilation, plus A/C system, complete with a whole-lake condo air purification system, however we didn’t need another Heating, Ventilation, plus A/C system, so she should save her currency. Mom was thinking it would be a gift for Grandma plus Grandfather, but dad said no. He would not donate currency to the Heating, Ventilation, plus A/C business when he had just paid for a new Heating, Ventilation, plus A/C system. Mom shouted it was her currency, plus she could spend it any way she wanted. Mom stomped off to make lunch, plus dad sat down with his newspaper. When he opened it up, there was the Heating, Ventilation, plus A/C ad about the contest. I had to confess that it was strenuous to ignore, however I thought it was just another gimmick to get currency off people.