I am 1 of those people who is certainly terrified of snakes, however this year I think I’m going to be safe.
All Winter time long, I have been thinking about unusual ways that I can protect myself & our home from these evil, vile creatures & I think that I have come up with a entirely good way to do it.
See, I guess that snakes are cold blooded animals & so they want to be near a heating source whenever possible. I thought about this long & difficult & I finally decided that the best way to make our house snake proof is to make the site as cold as it can possibly be. So our plan, even though it easily sounds ridiculous to people who aren’t scared of snakes like I am, is to make our house cold cold all summer time long. I have decided to hire our local Heating & Air Conditioning business to come & put in the biggest, coldest commercial air conditioner component that they have available in our basement. I guess that they will easily tell myself and others that it’s overkill to have an air conditioner that large in our basement, however I plan to insist that that is the exact kind that I want. Then, I am going to set the temperature control in the house as low as it will go & I’m going to leave it at that temperature all summer. If it’s cold in our basement & in our house throughout the summer, then no snake in its right mind is ever going to want to come near our house. And of course, that’s just the way that I want it.